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the horizontal monster mash 

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing
omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

The Monster mash 

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

The Michigan Monster Mash 

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
The Michigan Monster Mash by DR124 September 19, 2011

monster mashed 

Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed
monster mashed by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

Monster mashing 

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?
Monster mashing by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

MonsterMasher

A dumb simp, synonym of simp with the bonus of beind dumb
He's such a MonsterMasher towards Star

Ikr
MonsterMasher by Starcat333 November 6, 2020