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The eyes of a memester 

No matter what you do you cant stop looking at memes. And every where you look theres a meme
Bro: all you ever do is look at memes
Me: i know i have the eyes of a memester

Killer Memestar 

Host of DramaAlert. Likes to release people's private info. Known as a gnome, Hitler of the Internet, and a overall douchebag.
Hey Brian, Killer Memestar just leaked that one guys address and full name on Twitter! I know Joe, he also made a 60 year old cry on stream!

Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

MemeStar 

A killer of men and a maker of memes

(Possibly a gnome)
WOW! Did you watch Killer MemeStar ROAST that guy?????
MemeStar by Hey Scotty... October 23, 2016

Memestermind 

A meme-generating mastermind.
Stephen Colbert is a memestermind.
Memestermind by D. E. L. February 23, 2011

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007