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massive shaft 

An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)
Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda
massive shaft by Massiveness January 11, 2018

Slag Whore Massive Slag

Female with many attributes or characteristics reinforcing the fact that she is in any way easy, slutty or lacking of standards.
Matt: Hey you seen that girl Sally Lowther that i work with?
By Stander: You mean that Slag Whore Massive Slag?
Matt: Yeah thats the one, the Slag Whore Massive Slag
By Stander: What about her?
Matt: She's a Slag Whore Massive Slag
By Stander: Tell me something i don't know, god what a Slag Whore Massive Slag.

massive salami 

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
massive salami by thelævfam December 27, 2018

big massive shit 

Most cancerous YouTuber on earth, known as Ricegum. Worse than Keemstar. He has a more cancerous fanbase than: Syndicate, TMarTN, Keemstar, Any prank channel, any Minecrafter, any Reactioner, any Drama channel, any Call of Duty Dickrider like Ali-A, and even every Musical.ly YouTuber.
Look at that big massive shit, always flexing on everyone and finding the most pathetic excuses to cause drama in order to get views.
big massive shit by RceGumSks March 28, 2018

Does Rudy have a massive shlong 

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

massive sex 

Usually in the first year of university, this form of sex goes beyond boundaries of medium Sex. May be tamed with extra long broom, however do not approach! HIGLY DANGEROUS AND CAN CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY!
Kalim: Where is the Broom? The people in the room above me are having such massive sex that it's rocking the light bulb.
massive sex by Av1massive October 6, 2013