; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

ive come to make an announcement by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

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Make strange

To do something odd, peculiar or creepy . Can occur in front of people or near them.

By the looks of it Paul is going to make strange with that rubber glove. We should probably go now.

Make strange by Battyguy June 20, 2015

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make a mountain out of a molehill

To exaggerate, to interpret a specific situation as being worse than it really is.

You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.

make a mountain out of a molehill by Nicolas Carmi June 4, 2013

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