lidl beans 

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

lidl beans by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

LIDL Game 

A game that is made with poor quality, re-used assets and un-orderly code that is usually aimed at being a cash grab.

Hey tom! Don't go wasting your money on the new trending lidl game called escape from tarkov

LIDL Game by Ryooba July 30, 2021

Lidl Taylor Swift 

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

Lidl Taylor Swift by poetsmith November 22, 2021

Lidl Crayon 

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

Lidl Crayon by General Fire November 12, 2012

Lidl Legion 

Known terrorist organization operative around Ulster, in Northern Ireland

"The Lidl Legion bombed another car yesterday"

Lidl Legion by Trase Gontzales July 9, 2021

The middle of Lidl 

The perineum. The guiche. The bit between your junk and arse hole.

Darling, can you please apply some moisturiser to the middle of Lidl? It's stinging like a motherfucker.

The middle of Lidl by Samuel Martin Crique December 8, 2019

Billy Lidl 

The world's first ever half-supermarket, half-carrier bag rock star with unique vocals, a wide range of instrumental skills and original songwriting, mostly about going to the toilet. Soon to be world famous with his first single, Someone's Done A Poo On My Sweet Sixteen - check it out on Youtube.

Are you going to the Billy Lidl concert tomorrow?
Yeah, sure, I've just got to buy my merchandise for it, including a poo-stained toilet roll and a bog brush dipped in my grandma's discharged period juice

Billy Lidl by Gareth Camperland November 13, 2011