being a nolife/loser who spends most of his time online
alludes to the main character of Serial Experiments Lain anime, Lain Iwakura, who's spending more and more of her time on the Wired (anime's internet web)
giving an online opponent the fun of actually saying lol at them with the correct pronunciation of lol. Giving them even more reason to call you a faggit nub biotch.
Did you see him with that girl? I know his girlfriend and she would not approve of him of jude-lawing it like this. Especially with his baby on the way.