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Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.
"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
Lampshade Lassie by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lampshade 

Wearing an oversized t-shirt and short athletic shorts that are hidden by the shirt. This gives the girl a sillouette similar to that of a lampshade. (Usually worn by college girls, esp. sorority girls)
I wish these girls would actually try to look nice for class; lampshade is not a good look for anyone.
Lampshade by zdk2013 September 3, 2014

A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE 

A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it's walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.

the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having sex with them.
1)"GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"

Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com) 

Blog run by Lukie Kilmer and Alice White.
Interesting comedic blog with changing themes/backgrounds. Frequently updated by the two bloggers, Lukie and Alice. Their personalities are easily defined through their updates, which usually involve a conversation or story of something that had happened that day.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is also commonly and warmly known by fans as FOALSP or FerretLS.

The blog runs on Wordpress, which means that it has various widgets and plug-ins that are easy to use. These involve shoutboxes, registration, theme switching and changing quotes from the masters themselves underneath the title.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions was said to be created in the summer of 2008 after Lukie and Alice took a trip to a wave pool with Lukie's family. It has progressed since then to it's current state.
Ferret on a Lampshade Productions has some interesting pages, such as...
Polls: Polls made by Lukie and Alice
Psych: Hilarious chat conversation carried out by the two pretending to be in the Liverpool Psych Ward.
Contest: Contests such as theme submissions
Wings: Writing piece written by Lukie. Very interesting and unique. Lukie is very talented in this area.
About: Alice and Lukie bios.
Though Lukie is gifted in the area of literature, Alice has the same level of intelligence with technology, because she has helped the site progress by coding most of it and working on the non-post updates and generally keeping the site up and running. And Alice isn't that bad in lit, either. She seems to be more of an optimist.
Lukie can easily amuse the audience with her semi-explicit rants and stories, making them seem more interesting and draw you in with her talent with words. She is also good with computers, because she knows HTML and parts of other codes. Lukie is the pessimist.
These girls are very creative, talented and unique.
Over all, Ferret on a Lampshade Productions is an interesting website to visit if you're looking for their style of comedy and pessimism VS optimism attitudes.
Have you seen the new Green Day themes on Ferret on a Lampshade Productions (books.unedible.com)?

lampshade 

A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.
Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.
John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.
lampshade by JohnBoy2 March 25, 2008

barbaric lampshade 

'Barbaric lampshade' is a term usually said by sarcastic high schoolers. The meaning stems from 'enlightenment'. Ergo, if you're a lampshade, you're idiotic. The barbaric portion is due to you spreading your stupidity around and shoving it down people's throats.

Origin: A freshman at Woodland Junior High School, 2013.
barbaric lampshade by Hipster2.0 January 15, 2014