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jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"
the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

Island Lagged 

the feeling you get after going on a vacation to a tropical island and when you return home you have a feeling of lethargy and an unwillingness to go back to work.

like jet lagged
aww mann your gonna kick my ass in the race, i'll be jet lagged!

naw dont trip bro i get back from hawaii the day before, i'll be island lagged!

Job- Lagged 

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

Crap-Lagged 

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
Crap-Lagged by Liberate March 15, 2009

Pot Lagged 

The feeling you get after returning to the West Coast from anywhere else in the country and feeling the effects of your resulting dropped tolerance to marijuana.
After spending time smoking in the Northeast, I was seriously pot lagged when I came back and smoked some Cali weed.
Pot Lagged by Mynamebackwards January 20, 2010

hang-lagged 

Being both jet-lagged and hungover at the same time.
I am really hang-lagged after drinking all that booze on the plane.
hang-lagged by Robule May 3, 2007