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kid rock 

the sexiest man alive...those who put him down are only jealous and trying to make themselves feel better...they dont understand him
Oh...kid rock is makin me hot...
kid rock by kidsbabiesmama April 13, 2004

kid rock 

Kid Rock is a totally hot rockabilly who gets a lot of action. He can do almost anyone he wants and nobody will care. He is the hottest guy in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!
I think people are jealous of Kid Rock because he gets more ass in one night then most people do in their entire lives!
kid rock by Sammy23 December 16, 2008

Kid Rock 

An awesome singer but.... wtf is with his new albumn: Cocky? It's some stupid country rock shit.
Jim: Hey, check it out i've got Kid Rock's new albumn: Cocky
Nick: Throw that shit out man! Stick with "Devil without a Cause"
Kid Rock by X August 18, 2003

Kid Rock 

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
Donald Trump loves Kid Rock so much he went 40,000 times.
Kid Rock by retsuko67 February 15, 2026
So THAT'S why the MAGA nut jobs like Kid Rock -- it's just another name for Epstein Island!
kid rock by Kat'O9 February 28, 2026