Keanu

Stunning Young lady. She's Respectful unless you make her mad, Intelligent, She can be stubborn sometimes, amazing kisser, she has a hard time opening her heart but when she does its really something special. She prefers to hang around boys rather than girls, She's antisocial , Usually stays in the house or over a friends, She doesn't like to show emotions, shes a strong young lady, strive for greatness, always is there for people when they need it the most, plus she's thick as fuck and she's cute

Boy #1: You and Keanu still mess around?
Boy #2: Duh she holds it down for me i aint never gonna leave her

Boy #3: And thats the way its suppose to be i need me a Keanu bro.

by User1278 December 23, 2016

Keanu

They are the most stupidest and idiotic humans.they are sex gods

Oh man I was being Keanu yesterday

by He hens cn November 26, 2019

keanu

Speed, methamphetamine, crystal

"That dude is on a good one"
"Yeah man he's tweaking on that Keanu. "

by Chadap June 30, 2016

Keanu

You are a Keanu when:
- you are nice to everyone
- you are not starstruck
- you never touch people inappropriately,
- you call other people breathtaking
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Keanu Reeves is so nice he is a real Keanu

by Creasu June 11, 2019

Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan December 9, 2007

Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 16, 2008

Keanu

Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.

Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me

by Definitions💖 August 8, 2020