karaoke-off 

Taping oneself doing karaoke (Well or Poorly) for the purpose of posting it on a video sharing website to keep in contact with friends that are too far away to socialize with in person.

*E.g. friends at a different college / university or friends serving in the military.*

The videos are considered sociable challenges to friends and must be responded to in order to be a true karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Hey bro I’m stuck at UVA for another semester.

Friend 2(on the phone): Bro it’s all good bro Berkeley’s grad school is lame anyway. Considering it’s so far to hangout I challenge you to a karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Bro it is so on bro.

karaoke-off by VDOT Baby October 28, 2009

Karaokeologist 

Karaokeology is the scholarly analysis and research-based study of karaoke. A scholar who participates in karaoke research is a karaokeologist.

Bar Patron: Dude, she's kinda hot but she might be too old for me. Guess I'll never know.

Karaokeologist: Well, you're in luck my dear boy. Any Karaokeologist will tell you that a performer's age is most accurately predicted by the era from which one selects a Shania song.

Karaokeologist by Karaokeologist April 15, 2019

Belgian Karaoke

The flatulence like sound of air escaping as a woman pleasures herself with a sexual aid.

I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.

Belgian Karaoke by Random Anonymous Blackmail December 26, 2011

Karaoke Lifestyle 

The act of living one's entire life using the same philosophy of singing a song with a karaoke machine. Whereas a karaoke singer does not actually create the music or content of the art that they are borrowing, they can for a brief period pretend that they are the artist that they admire and take credit for the song. This allows them to take a bow without actually accomplishing anything other then mimicry. Someone following the Karaoke Lifestyle will then have very low standards yet a high sense of self-importance. They act much like the other farm animals in the fable "The Little Red Hen", but still manage to eat a piece of the bread without actually having done any work for it but simply due to a delusional sense of themselves being geniuses. Musicians are the most frequent members of this group but it can include most any sort of person.

That girl is so obnoxious, she acts like she's the most important person on the team but always has someone else do her work for her. Just another Karaoke Lifestyle idiot squeaking by on other people's work.

Karaoke Lifestyle by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update

John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.

Facebook Karaoke by Five66T September 19, 2009

hari-karaoke 

Japanese word for "honourable death by dishonourable singing". Hari-karaoke is literally dying of shame by poorly performing a song during a bout of karaoke.

She commited hari-karaoke with her rendition of Michael Jackson's Beat It

hari-karaoke by Ross 'Dex' Currie September 24, 2009

karaoke slut 

A person, guy or gal, who loves karaoke so much they will do it anywhere, any place, any time.

Wow, Suzie is singing karaoke here too? She really is a karaoke slut!!

karaoke slut by Kados March 6, 2008