July 2 

The National Have A Big Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining?
James: only if you join ;)

July 2 by charlixcx May 1, 2020

July 2 

The day the most ugliest bitch was born

Oouuuuu her birthday July 2

July 2 by Miguelthomas November 16, 2019

July 2 

The day when two dumb bitches were born

July 2 when they were born

July 2 by Penis suckers May 4, 2021

July 2 

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.

"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"

July 2 by imsuperhot69 November 24, 2021

July 2 

July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.

Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head

July 2 by Billy boob June 29, 2022

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

July 2 2008 by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019

July 2, 1979 

The day disco died. A controversial day at a baseball game warned people that disco should die and rock should be popular, even though it already fucking was.

My day's fucking shit today. At least not as bad as July 2, 1979
Hey, remember July 2, 1979? Shit, that was cold wigga.

July 2, 1979 by Micah Knight November 25, 2018