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Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.
by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005
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Jihad in Islam means "struggle" either struggle of being a good muslim i.e not drinking or having pre marital sex or jihad as in 'holy war' IF and only IF non muslims are out to murder muslims and destroy Islamic beliefs. Then it is permissable in Islam to do holy war...
A muslim country living a peaceful life and if the enemies come to disturb the Islam religion(murder, enforcing their religion and beliefs) and peace can they fight and do Jihad
by ProUdToBeAmUSLiM July 6, 2007
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Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."
Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...
by Ozmaster Kolbsausage March 15, 2007
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One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.
"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"
by Vicster May 29, 2005
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He is the hottest guy you will ever see like ever!,sweet and hot as fuckkk. If you ever meet a jihad you should definitely go for him.
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by Joujouuu November 13, 2020
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an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.
Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.
by Colin G. October 2, 2007
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1. a holy war
2. a funny word that sounds like arab talk and cartman likes to say it
fag---let go on a jihad...

funny arab guy with a bomb---jihad jihad durka durka gerkamal
by calvizzal October 5, 2006
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