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Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not
Husband by Maddly_kule January 7, 2016
(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.
"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."
husband by Beyond Disbelief August 22, 2011
a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.
just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!
husband by gwyn hart February 22, 2005
lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional
husband by Little Bitch April 24, 2004
a male who hates to love you and loves to hate you.
husband by maria fernandez August 18, 2003