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hennessy 

A liquor marketed towards black people as being the greatest thing ever. It actually isn't that bad, but it isn't nearly as good as the hype may suggest, and is deliberately priced high to make it seem exclusive when it tastes the same as a lot of $20 cognacs and brandys. I'd take a Woodford or a decent scotch any day over this stuff and spend less money.
Hennessy's popularity is a fabrication of America's military/industrial/rap music complex. Thanks, Tupac.
hennessy by jimmy911 August 31, 2010
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Hennessey Rates 

Exorbitant fees or rates that a professional, like for example an attorney, may be charging his clients.
HUNTER, "N*****, you better not be charging me Hennessey Rates."
Hennessey Rates by POd expat June 13, 2021

Hennessy Rates 

Exorbitant pricing that can be generally justified by superior quality or status-signaling branding.

It is in reference to the LMVH cognac, Hennessey, of the which has successfully branded itself as a popular status-signalling luxury drink.

The phrase is attributed to President Joe Biden's son, Hunter.
Nigga, you better not be charging me Hennessy rates.
Hennessy Rates by Merking You June 12, 2021

Fat Hennessey

1. A fat bastard
2. A fat deceitful bastard
3. A fat deceitful jealous bastard
4. A fat deceitful jealous lying bastard
5. A fat deceitful jealous lying fat bastard.
1. "Fucking hell. That pie was meant to feed the 9 of us. Now us eight will starve, you fucking Fat Hennessey."
2. "That's right. You've known some of us for 13 years but we're immature just cz we spit in your tea, you fucking Fat Hennessey?"
3. "Oh are you going to go in a paddy cause I am thin, you fucking Fat Hennessey?
4. "Oh you got sucked off in the back of your Mercedes when your dad was driving, Hennessey?"
5. I can't believe you've just ate my birthday cake after knowing me for 13 years, cause apparently we're immature and just cause we're thin and because we don't believe you got sucked off in the back of your Mercedes when your dad was driving, you fucking Fat Hennessey.
Fat Hennessey by Andy Procter March 22, 2008

Hennessey 

Hennessey's are amazing human beings. They brighten any room they walk into. If they don't like cheese or pickles they are not considered a Hennessey, and if they drink Hennessey.. they belong to the streets. Anyway, Hennessey's are the most beautiful humans alive. They are amazing friends and the best girl friend. If you EVER meet a Hennessey, make sure to keep her in you're life. They will bring so much joy, and make your life so much better.
Boy: I'm going to go get myself a Hennessey... Not the drink.

Hennessey 

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A classy, full flavor liquor that is mentioned in many rap/r&b tunes. Enjoyed on the rocks, with a spash of coke, or with a whole lot of ganja. If you don't like this drink you need to turn 17 or move out of the boondocks because this is where it's at.
What's gotten into me? drugs, rock and Hennessy
Hennessey by gravy November 20, 2004

Hennessey 

Beautiful, wonderful woman, Once you see her you cannot take your eyes off her. She is very smart and imaginative! Never stops and always does what she sets her mind to, no matter what it is! The most amazing girl you'll ever meet!!
Hopeful you'll run into a gifl name Hennessey so day! If you do you'll never forget her!!
Hennessey by Jdub1979 November 22, 2014