Sticky hearing aid 

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

Sticky hearing aid by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.

The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming

Houma Hearing Aid by John tickle December 29, 2025

hearing AIDS 

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

hearing AIDS by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 9, 2008

Hearing AIDS 

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

Hearing AIDS by AriAstor March 19, 2010

Hearing AIDS 

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

Hearing AIDS by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 13, 2008