wayne gretzky

teh hockey god

gretzky in shoots scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wayne gretzky by grundle October 17, 2003

Give'r Gretzky 

Inputting 99 seconds on a microwave.

How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky!

Give'r Gretzky by SurlyBastard February 21, 2009

wayne gretzky

The greatest hockey player that ever lived.

Until Wayne Gretzky, I didn't even know LA had a hockey team.

wayne gretzky by hee December 28, 2005

wayne gretzky

Canada's King and royal family

Wayne Gretzky's daughter is hot

wayne gretzky by torontobob December 28, 2005

chocolate gretzky 

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

chocolate gretzky by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Wayne Gretzky

Based on the famous you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't make

When you go up to an extremely beautiful women out of your league and blatantly ask for sex.

ex 1:

Jim: Hey man did you hear Matt Wayne Gretzkyed that chick and it worked

Bill: No way

ex 2:

Matt : Yo Biatch give me that pussy

Laura: Okay

Wayne Gretzky by GoodGuyForeverXX September 4, 2012

wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).

damn that hit was wayne gretzky !

wayne gretzky by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009