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green lantern 

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.
James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"
green lantern by Webster March 31, 2003

green lantern 

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.
"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

Green Lantern 

hey lets meet for a green lantern
Green Lantern by eayy_l September 3, 2015

Green lantern 

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

green lantern 

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.
the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

Green Lantern 

When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid
Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.
Green Lantern by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021