Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

freezing my dick off 

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

freezing my dick off by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

freezing the monkey 

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey 

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

Freezing Head 

The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.

Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.

Freezing Head by Corpy Punisher May 25, 2010

freezing Jesus 

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

freezing Jesus by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009

Freezing Coffee 

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

Freezing Coffee by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022