The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Funky Kong by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

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funkypigeon100

One of the people who define words

There is funkypigeon100

funkypigeon100 by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017

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Ur uncy funky

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*

Ur uncy funky by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

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Funky Cock Hoe

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.

"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out

Funky Cock Hoe by tharealK July 31, 2013

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