floppy sock 

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

floppy sock by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004

Floppy Snootch 

fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)

A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.

"Girl.... you gots a floppy snootch!"

Floppy Snootch by David Billard January 15, 2004

floppy sex 

fucking a girl while your dick is soft

me and megan had floppy sex last night

floppy sex by just knowing February 12, 2014

floppy stroke 

put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat

*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".

floppy stroke by Nikmurder March 25, 2016

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

floppy seagull by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

Floppy Sock 

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

Floppy Sock by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

Floppa's Café 

this place is full of SJW's, and if you aren't buddy buddy with mods or owner, do ur best to enjoy any time you spend here

X: Don't join Floppa's Café, its a hellhole.
Y: Damn, thanks for the heads up.

Floppa's Café by Lilser February 4, 2023