Eshay 

An eshay is the most annoying type of fucking person, they typically have a horrific hair cut and are obsessed with gangs, fist fights, drill/rap music, blasting that drill/rap music while out on the streets through EUbooms, and vaping for their snap chat story.

Eshays are fairly similar to very agressive scooter kids, and could definitely well be a very hateful person.

Finding an eshay is quite easy, simply look at someone who you think looks like an eshay. within about 3-5 seconds you should hear their blasted drill/rap music being paused and then them shouting “oi you got an eye problem G” and then threaten to fight you. If you manage this, congrats you’ve found yourself an eshay.

Taylor: ew he’s such an eshay, have you seen him flexing his fake yeezy’s and 60 Nic on his snap?

Emma: yeah, he’s definitely an eshay.

Eshay by aquariumtank October 19, 2021

Eshay 

A skinny white boy that often spends his money on drugs and cigarettes.

Eshay bruh.

Eshay by Eshay2.0 February 23, 2021

Eshay 

Teenage Australian fuckwit who is a mega shit cunt. They generally wear striped nautica t shirts adidas shorts Nike bumbags nautica or Nike caps and Tns (or 90s 95s and 97s if they’re too broke to get tns). They are generally aged 12-20 and are all dumb as shit and drop out of school and spend the rest of their lives doing drugs and stealing. They are generally found at shopping centres or train stations and they smoke, drink, steal, swear, fight, stink, wear esh clothes and hang out in groups of at least 5. They all think they can fight and carry around knives but in reality they can’t do shit and if one comes up to u then just threaten them and them to fuck off and they will piss off cuz they r all pussy af. They also deal drugs and steal and they r just genuinely fuckwits and idk why everyone is trying to b like them.

Person 1: *wears tns*
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.

Eshay by Big_nigward_69 October 3, 2019

Eshay 

An eshay is an Aussie who wears American caps and clothes. He will often wear nba jerseys. You can find him walking around schools in the middle of the day because he likes little children.

Small School-kid 1: Teacher! Teacher! There is a strange man staring at me through the fence!
Teacher: Don’t worry he’s just an eshay, he can’t hurt you.

Eshay by Fatassniggaonascoooter September 25, 2019

Eshay 

Eshays are the most scariest people in the whole of Australia and are feared by everyone, usually have small penises and always skip leg-day. Most eshays also have no parents who usually die from drugs.

Person 1: Did you see that skinny white kid eshay.
Person 2: I shat my pants when I saw him absolute scary man

Eshay by BigBonerBoy November 3, 2020

Eshay 

A bunch of fuckheads that blast bassy music from their 20$ Kmart speaker

You always find them smoking, vaping or any other kinds drugs screaming cunt and other swear words and also sounding like a sheep.

.eshay suck

Eshay by I hate eshays January 18, 2022

eshay 

is a penrith expression used by all the ESHLADS.
it simply is 'yes' in piglatin, but with a H instead of the Y.
it is used to refer to these people who think they are this shit in penrith and surrounding areas. they aer identified as the idiots walking around in canterburys, striped polos, usually nautica, and nike tn's with a tiny backpack, and a fag lit in their hands annd then one behind their ear. the original annd only eshlads are the jamison boys who thought of it annd then theres just the retards who think they are esh just cause they wear the same stuff as them annd smoke. usually think they own penrith plaza, ha well they are mistaken. try and start shit but alwasy are like nahh man ill just go get my crew. and then fuck off. then tell their mates oh bro i full kicked the shit out of these fuckers today. when infact they pussyed out.

ermm look at these eshlads in their canterburys and tn's. think they are king shit. ha. eshays

eshay by rachh. April 6, 2008