downer 

a boner that points downward because a guy's pants are too tightjeans,short etc..

me: OMG when all the girls were hugging eachother, gabriel got a boner.
victoria: well he's wearing jeans; i guess its a downer.
me: wurrdd.

downer by lalalalucyy July 27, 2009

downer 

An idiotic person that won't stop their annoying ways in public, and just does stupid things (trying to be funny, and trying to fit in, but really.....there's no hope for them).

"Seriously, would you stop being such a downer, and get you head back in the window."

downer by Whitney J July 15, 2008

Downer 

Somebody with down syndrome.

'Man, look at that guy, he's a massive downer!'

Downer by 1128 July 6, 2007

Downer 

1. A person or thing that is innately depressing 2. An animal that falls to the floor and is unable to stand. Downed animals are oftentimes trampled by other animals. It is perfectly legal to allow downers to die from exposure or to throw them live into dumpsters.

The factory worker watched the downer cow slowly die, while eating a hamburger.

Downer by jj975 April 13, 2015

downer 

Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.

"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"

downer by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008

Downer 

What extreme System of a Down fans call themselves. Most likely because they are the most kick ass band out there.

Slipknot fans are maggots, System fans are downers.

Tom: Dude I love SOAD.

Jim: You're such a downer.

Downer by beanerwithaweiner July 1, 2006

Downer 

Someone who doesn't take their Joy.

Me: You are off your Joy, here take mine.
Downer: No. I don't want to be happy.
Me: Oh my word, your a Downer!

Downer by ishirose November 28, 2020