Dogfuck

From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely

Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck

Dogfuck by Sir Veyr January 16, 2010

dogflogged

When a dog falls asleep on you so peacefully that you can't bare to move them. So you are stuck in this position until they arise.

Sorry I couldn't leave the house yesterday I was dogflogged.

I really meant to get the housework done, honey. But I was dogflogged all afternoon.

dogflogged by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

dogbulance 

An ambulance for dogs

D’Nene call the dogbulance! Snoopy is having a heart attack!

dogbulance by Munstadi March 27, 2019

dogfuck

A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.

You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.

dogfuck by Bill Brett April 14, 2006

dogfuck

to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.

23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit

dogfuck by Matt Flynn April 30, 2006

dogfellow

a dog who is another dog's friend

Rusty and Rover are such good dogfellows. They play tug of war every day!

dogfellow by R. Hoover August 22, 2011

Dogfucker 

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.

An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.

Dogfucker by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019