Creep deliver 

When someone or something is causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease

#1 She's giving off a creep deliver vibe
#2 You're such a creep deliver
#3 He's a creep a creep deliver

Creep deliver by 99turtles October 16, 2017

who can deliver

Mostly used by teens who can’t drive but need to get high! Basically a public post calling for a weed dealer to bring it to them.

Ali’s story: who can deliver?
Dealer: i can but you have to pay gas money

who can deliver by lilpine August 5, 2019

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver 

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver by Wow I been asking for the same October 27, 2017

stand or deliver

It is a challenge highwaymen would use when robbing Meaning make a stand eg go for your gun or deliver your valuable be hand over your watch and wallet yet everyone says stand and deliver which contradicts itself

Stand or deliver that's your choice

stand or deliver by Hermann ss July 22, 2018

promise heaven, deliver hell 

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

promise heaven, deliver hell by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

hand deliver 

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

hand deliver by gary_username February 13, 2014

Hand Deliver 

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

Hand Deliver by Handprint February 13, 2014