Dandelion 

Men or women too afraid to order a sandwich without a gun in their pants. Of little egos who can only get a boost from gun toting. Who think the second amendment means semi-automatic weapons for deer hunting, and believe it take more courage not to show emotion than it does to be yourself. Generally anyone who thinks hyper masculinity equals strength, and education is a weakness. Dandy, and Lion but basically a weed. The antithesis of "snowflake". Act strong, thinks thier're something, but in reality they are a weak weed, that like the dandelion, pony's on to the wind's strength to spead, having no real power of their own.

" Ah man that dandelion thinks he needs a gun even to buy a sandwich", " Dude, stop being a dandelion and blaming Obama, when your income went up because of him", " Man Donald Trump is a Dandelion, all bluster, but no brain", " I looked out at a sea of Dandelions waiting to be plucked, believing anything they are told as long as you tell them how great they are, especailly if they're not"

Dandelion by sweet potato bumpkin January 3, 2017

dandelion 

This is when a guy cums on a girls face then uses a blowdryer to make it dry quickly, then immediately follows with a golden shower giving it a yellow glowing effect similar to a dandelion weed.

I got no respect for that bitch, one date and I busted out the dandelion on her trick ass.

dandelion by M Wall Hawley August 27, 2007

dandelion 

A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.

Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.

dandelion by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017

Dandelion 

A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.

The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.

She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!

Dandelion by Mushroom pants March 31, 2020

Dandelion 

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.

Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.

Dandelion by Boykitten June 13, 2022

Dandelion 

Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.

Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(

Dandelion by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024

Dandelion 

Something you let blow in the wind, something you gotta let go.

Person A: “my dog died 5 years ago, I can’t seem to let that go.”
Person B: “that’s so dandelion dude you have to let that go, or go to therapy.”

Dandelion by LunarDragonX May 23, 2025