Crabtree Committee 

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

Crabtree Committee by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Crabtree's Crease 

The area between the leg and balls that stinks of shit.
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My Crabtree's crease stinks of shit.

Crabtree's Crease by Exeter man. November 7, 2023

Karen Crabtree 

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.

Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.

Karen Crabtree by Deovol April 29, 2021

Caroline Crabtree 

HELLO * insert name * HOW ARE YOU TODAYYYYY????

Caroline Crabtree posted a new assignment

Caroline Crabtree by Deovol June 25, 2021

Presley Crabtree 

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

Presley Crabtree by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Vinny Crabtree 

Vinny is a good person and very mysterious

Vinny Crabtree is over there

Vinny Crabtree by BoricDinosaur33 October 11, 2021

crap on a crabtree 

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment

(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)

crap on a crabtree by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013