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Convenience store 

Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.
I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.
Convenience store by BIGRob19 January 3, 2017

Convenience Giver 

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

convenience cooler 

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

Convenience Whore 

This is the girl you only see when money's a little tight. She wears jeans, sneakers, and tee shirts 24-7 and loves Long John Silver's as much as you do.
Connor: Sup tonight T-Bone? Big weekend?
T-Bone: Nah man... I don't get paid until the 15th... probably just gonna hit up the convenience whore.
Connor: Word
Convenience Whore by PAreal October 11, 2018

Convenience Coma 

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.
Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.
Convenience Coma by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

Convenience store 

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
Convenience store by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019