condiment king 

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

condiment king by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Condesplain 

Explaining something in the most long-winded and likely inaccurate way that a) was totally unsolicited and/or b) whoever you're telling definitely already knows (probably more about). Anyone can be a total asshole!

Don't condesplain my own name to me (I mean, unless you named me).

Condesplain by batnashdash July 27, 2018

Like candies 

A term used when you successfully dribble an opponent. Usually abbreviated to "lc".
In Italian the verb "scartare" has more meanings and some translations can be "to discard", "to dribble" and "to unwrap".
In Italian it is said "scartare una caramella" that is "unwrap a candy".
From this, a shortened form "like candies" derives ("like a candy" for the singular)

"Look at that player, he dribbled them like candies!"

In italian: "lo ha scartato come una caramella!"
In english: "he dribbled him like a candy!"

"Ooooooh lc!"
"Look! lc!"

Like candies by DottRosa April 20, 2021

Candie 

She's a very good gorgeous girl with a great personality she is very nice maybe even to nice but she will always be there for you even if u let her down she has a huge booty and is slim thick every guy falls for her but she won't give it up to just anyone she is loyal and when you get her kepp her because she's a dime

Candie is so gorgeous she lights up any room.

Candie by Alex Orozco January 6, 2017

Condifent 

(adj) Arrogant, yet stupid.

Noun version - condifence

Michele Bachmann displays a high level of condifence.

Law school gunners are typically very condifent individuals.

Condifent by icemonk April 19, 2011

Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

Condiment Salad by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019