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Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.
Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!
Conjobulation by SBMel April 24, 2019

Combobulator 

One of the most important parts found in cars, boats, trucks, and any other vehicle. The condition it is in will make or break the resale value.
“The combobulator is absolutely busted, I can only do $4000”
Combobulator by anonymous July 23, 2025

Combobulator 

The most vital part of the combustion engine but also prone to break easily due to the fact that they are often very poorly manifactured.
Carl: Welp, found the problem.

Amy (car owner): Let me guess — combobulator?

Carl: Yep. It’s cross-wired with your seat warmer. Every time you signal left, it’s roasting your circuits.

Amy: That explains the mysterious cheek burns.

Carl: You’re lucky you’re even alive.

Amy: Can you fix it?

Carl: Sure. But I’ll need a six pack of Bud, pack of Marlboro reds and a big ass bottle of jack.

Amy: You’re out of all three, aren’t you?

Carl: Yeah, so shut your bitch ass up and go get me what I need. gay ass, bitch ass, white honky ass, black ass nigga!
Combobulator by teflonjanne July 25, 2025