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Clitoral Hood 

That perfect part and fold of skin of the female anatomy that sits and protects the most sensitive part of the woman’s vagina . If you are sensitive and handle that hood with care and sensitivity, you’ll have a partner for life.
Hey dude. No wonder why you are single. You’ve got no idea where the clitoral hood is bro!
Clitoral Hood by Michael Aruba August 19, 2022
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clitoral erection 

Clitoral erection is a physiological
phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm. Clitoral erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively,
associated with sexual arousal.

Clitoral boner 

The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.
Ooh girl, that man is giving me a clitoral boner, he's daddy. SHWING!

Clitoral enlargement 

What occurs when a woman takes a lot of steroids.
Dude, I have no tits, I talk like a man and I have back hair and major clitoral enlargement!

clitoral dysfunction

When a clitoris is SOOOO big that it doesn't work. This means that the clitoris is unable to perform it's duties as a reliable soldier.
"That bitch was so dirty, she had clitoral dysfunction. She was simply repugnant."
clitoral dysfunction by DirtyGash February 15, 2014

Clitoral Friend 

That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.
Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"
Clitoral Friend by g4ost August 21, 2009

Clitoral Fudge 

Clitoral fudge is milk chocolate fudge placed on top, to the left, or above the clit.
"Nancy told me she was starting to get bored in the bedroom. To spice things up, i have bought in a casing of clitoral fudge."
Clitoral Fudge by Grey Capel January 24, 2010