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Roger Clemens 

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.
Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.
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roger clemens 

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.

Roger Clemens 

An overrated, ancient pitcher who should probably retire. Greg Maddux is better.
Joe Morgan: We have news that Roger Clemens will now be appearing on the mound accompanied with a walker and an oxygen tank.
Roger Clemens by P. Dub July 20, 2006

dirty Clemens 

A man who gets sexually arroused by drinking beer. Sometimes drinking multiple cans of beer can lead to him getting an orgasm.
I don't drink that much, but my friend is such a dirty Clemens, you can always see him cracking open a cold one.

Lame like Roger Clemens 

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

Mt. Clemens 

Best place to have been born in.
I was born in Mt. Clemens, and therefore am the best person ever.

roger clemens 

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.
Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.
roger clemens by RexGibson March 8, 2004