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care bear bop 

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).
Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.
care bear bop by torqueboy September 20, 2012

care bear shares 

Stock that doesn't exist.
Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

care bear stare 

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
care bear stare by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006

Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
Care-Bear-Stare by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006

Care Bear Stare 

The vacant expression given when one has either "checked out" or has no recognition of something.
OMG! Stacey it was so embarrassing! We met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had sex. I ran into him in front of the ATM this morning and got the Care Bear Stare from him. He completely didn't recognize me!
Care Bear Stare by Hanyo00 June 9, 2009

Care Bear Stare 

1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.

2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?

Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.
Care Bear Stare by omegacerebro February 27, 2013