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Brooklyn Subway manouver 

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.
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Brooklyn Slow

A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.
Wow, that's got to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard. They must be Brooklyn Slow.
Brooklyn Slow by Kungs1202 February 2, 2022

Brooklyn Special 

A type of customer, normally at a fastfood "restaurant", who orders two meals... for themselves.

A new spin on the term, supersize, the Brooklyn Special does not refer to enlarging a single meal, but rather ordering a second.

Although most commonly used at the McDonalds fast food chain, the term loosely fits any sort of restaurant where a brave compatriot undertakes the chore of eating two meals.

The Brooklyn Special is however negated if one of two circumstances apply: i. the customer is actually eating for two (ie. they are preggers), ii. if the customer is fat (ie. it is not abnormal for them to eat two meals).
Person A: Holy crap, that person just went up to the cashier and ordered a Brooklyn Special!
Person B: What? Where?!
Person A: That girl over there.
Person B: But, what the fuck? She's actually in good shape.
Person A: That's the whole definition of the Brooklyn Special, dumbass.
Person C: (customer ordering the Brooklyn Special) What the fuck are you two looking at?!?
Brooklyn Special by Davie.D. October 16, 2008

Brooklyn Style 

To toss litter (particularly food wrappers) onto the street, sidewalk or gutter while walking instead of waiting to find a trash can.
There are no trash cans around here/they are overflowing - oh well, I'll just get rid of this McD's trash brooklyn style (tosses mcd's litter in the gutter keeps walking).

The native new yorker unwrapped his bagel sandwich and got rid of the foil and paper wrapping brooklyn style. (tosses it to feet while continuing walking).
Brooklyn Style by MaryMBN November 6, 2009

Brooklyn street sweeper 

when you drop your pants and put your ass on a passed out persons face moving your ass in sweeping motions rubbing your bristly ass hair across their face. Once this is done they will have a freshly polished face.
haha, look Jo is using his Brooklyn street sweeper on Tom.

wow his face is a shiny brown.

Brooklyn Steamer 

Brooklyn steamer-Originating in West Brooklyn, IL when a unidentified person shit behind the bars downtown.
Brooklyn Steamer by martrain December 9, 2008

Brooklyn South 

Gwinnett County, GA. The county northeast of Atlanta, GA (the New York of the south). The part of Atlanta that is the most like Brooklyn. The most diverse and populated county of the Atlanta subarbs. Home of many, many New Yorkers, and lots of other people from around the world.
Brooklyn South by badboysouth678 August 12, 2009