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Short for kombucha. Predominantly for those blokes who wear RMs to their city desk jobs, most of whom enjoyed going to all boys schools a little to much and are to tight to purchase a subscription and rely on harassing other people for the content. Mostly seen in the hand of said blokes while sitting on their boyfriends laps.
Look at that bloke. He loves the bootch.
Bootch by Jemsaflog July 8, 2024
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Bootch head 

1.A person addicted to cocaine. 2.One who snorts cocaine regularly.
bootch heads steal for a fix.
Bootch head by Ana-Valentina May 18, 2006
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Snootchy Bootchy Bootch

A nickname given to a person with a severe ego dilema. Typically, the person acts in a condescending manner towards others. Usually a hypocrite. Mostly a charlatan. Generally attributed towards those who say but cannot do.

A male version of Snooty Bitch.
John is such a Snootchy Bootchy Bootch for stealing my ideas and claiming they were his own.

Scootch your bootch 

Scoot your booty and cootchie over !
Hey your taking up the whole couch please scootch your bootch

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Queenie Biotch 

a girl that looks shyly sweet however will you kill you in an instant if you cross her. They don't call her queen of hell for no reason. She has a sharp tongue and will cut you down till you are reduced to the whine baby worm you are. Thread lightly you been warned.
"Look into my eyes do you know what I could do to you? I'm queenie biotch
Queenie Biotch by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016

anne boonchuy 

A Veryyyyyyy traumatized 13 year old girl who gets betrayed alooot
P1:are you and Anne boonchuy kinnie?
P2:…yeah
P1:damn bro you need a hug?…… or a therapist
anne boonchuy by ImadragANNEfly November 13, 2021