benjamin button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

benjamin button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease 

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.

"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease by Hilaros Man100 March 29, 2013

The Benjamin Button Effect 

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.

Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect

The Benjamin Button Effect by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 

An incredible movie about a man who ages backward who falls in love with a women who ages normally. It's a simple, yet haunting plot and leaves the audience in tears at the end.

I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button...and I wish I had a cleanex box with me. :(. But it was great!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by Jaques Pellegrino May 15, 2009

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

younger like Benjamin Button by westfalia February 4, 2010

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.

OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by whootwhoot March 25, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009