Beanboy 

A kid (usually a retard) at school who you throw beans at every day until he is one with the bean

Haha you’re a fagbag beanboy

Beanboy by XxbeanboyxX April 15, 2019

BeanBoy 

Bean Boy started out as an urban legend, true or not, apparent sightings of him have described him as “Kazakh level 30 boomer boss”, “ANEEEEEEK”, “Tuvan Turnip”, “Babushka Boy” and many more. A recent documentary saw the suggestion arise that he lives somewhere in Cumbria and could inhabit other nearby areas containing deep forests, mountains and Leicester Highcross Starbucks.

I hate when BeanBoy steals me beans!

BeanBoy by HenhaoFifer October 17, 2019

Beanboy 

Beanboy is a very cute little Dutchling. He lives under the water.

Beanboy went to the mall to do some IT

Beanboy by Beanboy Ben September 18, 2017

Beanboy 

A pet name for a man who’s girlfriend doesn’t know how to show emotional love and so compensates with humour which appears insulting but is actually an expression of her love for him

Shurrup you absolute beanboy

Beanboy by Mardybummaahhh November 20, 2021

Beanboy

A guy named Hans is typically referred to as a bean boy

This is due to the fact how they get popped open like a can of beans

Check that beanboy over there - I bet his name is Hans

Beanboy by Padelking1234 December 18, 2025