baritone 

a baritone is like a (nick) child, it should be seen and not heard, it eats mushy up food and pees the bed. has runny noses and are bad at tuning. known exponents of this fine art are a couple of scottish jakies - bubba and spock

the baritone has just pissed the bed, we'd better clean it up

baritone by bubba, bucket abd spock December 17, 2003

Baritone 

The baritone is the best instrument of all time. It has a total of 3 or 4 buttons, sounds a little like a trombone, made of brass, and it has a really big range of notes it can play. The baritone is overall just the best instrument that's been created and will ever be created; This isn't up for debate. It IS the best.

Person 1: "I play the baritone"
Person 2: "The fuck is that"

Person 1: "*explains baritone*"
Person 2: "so like a mini tuba?"
Person 1: "...yeah..."

Baritone by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025

Baritone Saxophone  

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

Baritone Saxophone by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

baritone syndrome 

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

baritone syndrome by Brian April 20, 2005

Baritone Guns 

A unique example of guns. Baritone guns are acquired through the playing the marching baritone.

There are different stages to the development of them: High school, Advanced High School/College, Advanced College/Low DCI, and finally DCI.

For example, the advanced High School/College usually look similar to someone who between medium guns and small guns.

Depending on the person's hand orientation, on guns will usually develop a little larger than the other.

Dude, the trumpets never hold there horns up correctly. They need some baritone guns.

Baritone Guns by orangerickymartin October 28, 2008

baritone player 

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.

Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.

baritone player by Le no July 17, 2016

baritone section 

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.

Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.

baritone section by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019