A town that should be called "Agua Loco" instead. Agua Dulce is just 30 minutes North of butt-fuck Valencia. Everyone in Agua Dulce is crazy, and a hick. Locals hoard animals like breeders. Hardcore drug addicts come here to do their hardcore drugs thinking it will be safe and secluded, then get their tires slashed by 6'4" rednecks because usually, "they are on private property." Yuppies move to Agua Dulce to plant lavender and alfalfa... pointless.

"Yeah, I live in Agua Dulce."
"OMFG stay the fuck away from me"

Agua Dulce by GenerationDet9 February 14, 2009

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agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

agua brain by cjezioro September 25, 2010

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ajo y agua

Literally means 'garlic and water' in Spanish, but it is actually a contraction of 'A JOderse Y AGUAntarse', which can be taken to mean something like this: 'you fucked up (or you got fucked up), and now you'll have to deal with it'.

Juan: La engañé a mi novia con otra. Pero ella se enteró y me abandonó.
Pepe: Ajo y agua.

ajo y agua by Paul Argentina October 25, 2011

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Rose Agua

A type of rose scented water used as lube when a Moraccan Belly-Dancer gives you a hand job, or sprinkled on after she gives you head.

When I pulled out of the blow job machine at the Casbah, my d smelled like rose agua.

Rose Agua by CasbahDancer4EVR December 20, 2008

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