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jumping the alps

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The process of snorting a line of cocaine off of two persons erect boners, up one and back down the other. This term originates in the jungles of South America, and has been seen in use in the western US
Over spring break that guy was totally jumping the alps in Peru
by blarson32 January 22, 2012
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Massachusian Alps

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An area west of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts. This area includes the Berkshires as well as the Appalachian and Taconic Mountains. It is referred to as a whole to mean the entire area. It generally has a positive meaning. This area is known for its natural beauty.
Who wants to head over to the Massachusian Alps over the weekend?

The Massachusian Alps are well known for their natural beauty and splendor .
by Steven Malencroft December 19, 2018
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Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.
by Few Words August 13, 2010
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Swiss Alps

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A term used to describe when a man ejaculates all over a woman's breasts.
So, I pulled out and gave her the ol' Swiss Alps.
by Jon S. Fan January 7, 2008
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Snowy alps

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When a man cums on a large brested womans chest, preferably the nipples, and then shouting "yay snowy alps!"
I had fun with your sister, i gave that bitch the snowy alps
by Hydra November 27, 2004
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fighting in the alps

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A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.
Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.
by xmalefic June 25, 2007
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A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”
when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

FIND ME IN THE ALPS”
by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022
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