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Catching fish with a stone 

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

Throwing a stone in the ocean 

The hypnotic effect of a fat women in the throughs of passion.
I was mill tossing Paula Deen, man its like throwing a stone in the ocean

Vare'a stone 

In Paraguay is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.
It gave me the vare'a stone that I wanna buy the entire McDonald's!
Vare'a stone by choconubes December 29, 2019

Pulling a stone

when playing call of duty warzone you either forget to deploy your chute when exiting the aircraft, or when jumping off a roof top. This results in a quick and impending splat.

When the sand meets a stone 

When someone from an older generation doesn’t accept that someone from a younger generation is more knowledgable on a certain subject/ situation
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When the sand meets a stone

Wind off a stone 

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.