march 28 

national winking day; the day where you wink at as many people as possible and see how many wink back

yo today's march 28th, you know what that means!
*furious winking ensues*

march 28 by kum-n-go October 20, 2019

March 28 

March 28 is say hi to your crush day.

Me-Hi!
Crush-Hi, but why are you saying hi to me today?
Me- Because March 28 is say hi to your crush day.

March 28 by Marine kalcobe December 6, 2021

March 28 

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

March 28 by sexdays March 26, 2021

March 28 

The day Quandale Dingle escapes prison

I will be escaping prison on March 28th

March 28 by zaccyiguess June 25, 2022

march 28 

You are known as a pure person and everyone thinks your innocent. you can be self conscious at times but at others you may feel alright about yourself, you nay be dirty minded at times and when someone tells you something you find a way to make it funny and dirty. you may find love when you are young and it may carry on while you get older or it may end up in a bad way. You are known to be sweet and a lovely person

Emily: oh whens your birthday?

Alex: oh my birthday is on march 28th!

march 28 by Alex Adler December 12, 2019

March 28 

A person born on this day is a crackhead but you should be their friend

Oof you where born on March 28!? You a crackhead

March 28 by UrMoMMightBe...nvm January 17, 2020

March 28 

March 28th is the day to finally cut out that that dick who’s been leading you on/using you as a rebound!!

Girl, it’s March 28th, time to finally cut out that douche bag who’s been leading you on and treating you like shit

March 28 by Getridofthatdick March 27, 2021