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August 22 

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff
Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM
August 22 by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019
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August 22 

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?
August 22 by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

august 22 

i’m thinking about kissing the closest noah every august 22
august 22 by juice 2 August 22, 2021

August 22 

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad
August 22 by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

August 22 

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘
August 22 by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022