A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.
Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.
The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.
A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
A blowjob technique where halfway down the shaft, you clamp down using your teeth through your lips, grip, and slide that circle of skin up and down (similar to a grip-and-tug handjob vs a sliding-all-the-way-up-and-down handjob)
I was about to tap her on the head to call it quits, but then she performed Kat's Cradle, and I immediately blew my load.