Manchester 

The capital of the North (screw you Liverpool!).

The only place I know and have access to where chavs/townies aren't in the majority.

Manchester has the best shopping malls ever!

The proud home of Canal Street.

Some of the best bands come from Manchester.

Full of sexy people.

Manchester is too sexy for you.

Manchester by Sarah O'Rourke September 5, 2007

Manchester United fans 

terrorists cunt

isis is made out of Manchester United fans and Manchester city fans

Manchester United fans by i hate Manchester March 15, 2021

manchester valley highschool 

Manchester valley high school is a shittu school and no body to talk to and has a bunch of fake gangsters and most chicks are gay

Dude the chick is manchester valley highschool

manchester valley highschool by Dude I'm not gay May 11, 2021

Manchester 

Has always been full of gay faggots that fuck sheep their dirty bam pots with their pointy arse nose

Gay porn was actually invented in Manchester

Manchester by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021

pulling a manchester

An act of discharging bodily waste through anus (aka taking a dump) by a human on a beach while completely naked.

Etymology: Modern Canadian English; origin Cape Scott, Canada.

The legend has it that once upon a time a fellow from Manchester, UK went camping with some Canadians to Cape Scott in Canada, where the Manchesterite performed a rare ritual of getting naked and discharging supposedly large quantities of bodily waste when waves hit the beach also washing his anus at the same time, while shouting some gibberish that no one understood. Some of his fellow Canadians cheered at the exercise of freedom, while others found it as an act of pollution, together they called this ritual 'pulling a Manchester' due to the the origin of the British fellow.

I saw him pulling a manchester!

Our Manchester-pulled sea is useless for swimming.

I saw remains of a manchester-pull on the beach this morning!

pulling a manchester by equallyextendedonallsides December 30, 2008

L'manchester united 

and crap team based in the s**t place of manchester

the have players that look like sherik and players the are a bit poofy

l'manchester united are wanker and should be in divion 3 because aresnal beat them

L'manchester united by joker (st) September 28, 2006

manchesterian 

Of, or relating to, something from or similar to Manchester, England.

How very... Manchesterian of you!

manchesterian by kristyvictoria March 23, 2005