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Hood Thumper 

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
Hood Thumper by yamageke July 7, 2011
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horse thumper 

"Jenny is such a horse thumper, she attempts to know more than others"
horse thumper by Satcasticsusan October 30, 2013

EBSCO Thumper 

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

tundra thumper 

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.
"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."
tundra thumper by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016

Mc'thumper combo 

When you eat a McDonald's mcgriddle and take a minim of 3 jager bombs, after you friend hits you in the head with a baseball bat resulting in a co concussion; must finish all food and drink before passing out, otherwise it is only a mc'thumper attempt.
"Yo, I just got out of the er, I totally nailed that mc'thumper combo last night! "

Thug Thumper 

Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.
Ugh, Devin is such a thug thumper.
Thug Thumper by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017

boob thumper

That got me right in my boob thumper
boob thumper by Jizzlackson January 9, 2019