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guido thanksgiving

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."
guido thanksgiving by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.
american thanksgiving by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016

Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner 

When a meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing is prepared beforehand in an apartment. The female is then placed on the kitchen counter in the doggy style position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravy is poured on her.
I'm gonna take this slut back to my apartment and give her the Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner.

Brooklyn Thanksgiving

A man with a large penis stands in-between carriages on an express train. As the train goes past a station, he hangs out his erect penis, turkey-slapping any commuters standing in front of the safety line.
The video clip to the song features a Ron Jeremy performing a slow-motion brooklyn thanksgiving; the best part is where a man bends down just in time to have the member brush his hair.

Reverse Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a turkey in ones anal cavity. It can be for pleasure or punishment
I walked in on my Grandma getting a Reverse Thanksgiving. I am scarred for life now

Canadian Thanksgiving 

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!