PMS 

Penis Mangina State

the act of tucking your wiener inbetween your ass cheeks for a state of dominance, normally done during or after sex. when this state is assumed you must slap the shaft of your penis and yell with brute force

*tucks wiener between ass cheeks* "AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time for pms!"

PMS by Does it matter?????? April 10, 2009

PMS 

stands for Pissy Man Sydrome (in men)

refers to a man's "time of the month"

or can be used whenever a guy is just being plain pissy!

joe: hey man, wanna go grab some beers with me and ben?

sam: you idiot!! it's "ben and me" not "me and ben" frakin fag!!!

ben: what's his problem?

joe: oh nothin, he's just got PMS... it'll pass..

PMS by BlueEyedNerd August 25, 2009

PMS 

Poopy meany syndrome.

Can be misinterpreted as: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.

Person 1: You're ugly.
Person 2: Someone's suffering from PMS.

PMS by kattack95 November 15, 2010

PMS 

prehistoric montster syndrome

grrl w/ pms: rar!
guy: deh

PMS by kait_kit January 23, 2008

PMS 

An excuse girls use to be angry at guys with no consequence whatsoever.

Day 1
Girl: -PUNCH-
Guy: wtf was that for?
Girl: PMS dumbass hahhahaa
Guy: ugh...

Day 10
Girl: -PUNCH AGAIN-
Guy: WTF you ALREADY HAD PMS THIS MONTH
Girl: That was PRE menstrual now it's POST menstrual roflrofl
Guy: OMFG TITS OF GTFO

PMS by beat up boy May 8, 2009

PMS 

the time of once a month when you piss of the vagina not the women then just as the vagina is pissed off it alos in returns ittitates the women therefore makin her pissed off and wanting to rip you'r hed off

Men beware of the raging vagina A.K.A PMS

PMS by NIKKILOS September 18, 2007

PMS 

Post Meridian Syndrome:
A tendency to be easily upset at a particular time in the afternoon or evening.

I'd steer clear of her, it's getting close to 3PMS.

PMS by gamekeepster May 19, 2013