Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself 

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster 

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster by echo 9 May 15, 2007

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me! 

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me! by Adam-D June 7, 2020

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro 

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024