lives for God above all; is too nice for his own good, loves halo, loves the dew of mountains, can't spell, a country boy, and he can believe its not butter.
ethan ernest bunts-would die for Christ because Christ has died for him.
someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis
zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer
A modern 11 year old soundcloud rapper who most people think is trash. his music usually references an "ugly bitch i fucked last week" even though he probably gets no pussy at all.